Wisdom Teeth Extraction
Its official. They’re gone. Well, they’re in the bathroom. Dr. Morrison gave them back to me in a high-tech little baggy that probably cost $250. I thought of making a charm necklace from the bones, but to work it would take a matching death or wicca themed wardrobe which I sadly lack. And I’m not ready for that arena of social interactions. We tried throwing the bones on the ground to see what they could tell us. Nothing. So they’re in the fancy baggy in the bathroom. Maybe I could make a christmas nut-cracker and use the teeth for the nut-cracking mechanism. Maybe a thumb ring with a wisdom-tooth center peice. OOH, if I had a lip ring I could put the wisdom tooth as a charm on the ring. Then, some other exccentric types would extrapolate some kind of deeper meaning from the thing. Any other ideas?
From the few witnesses of my coming-to stages after the surgery, I’ve heard that I was a bit loopy. I don’t think I was as loopy as this kid, though. Wow.